Property of a Crazy Wife T-Shirt – Funny Handle With Care Tee
Black / S
$28.99
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This black crew-neck tee carries bold, tongue-in-cheek attitude: a distressed, vintage-style print reads “PROPERTY OF A CRAZY WIFE — HANDLE WITH CARE — SHE BITES.” It’s made from lightweight, ring-spun cotton that feels soft against the skin and wears well through everyday life. The relaxed, classic cut layers easily under jackets or stands alone for a casual, confident look. Thoughtful construction—tubular knit, ribbed collar, shoulder tape, and a tear-away label—keeps the shirt looking neat and comfortable after many wears. The graphic’s red and white accents pop on the dark fabric, giving the piece a playful, rebellious edge that fits relaxed weekends, backyard barbecues, or playful date nights.
This tee is for someone who enjoys humorous, relationship-centered statements and wants clothing that speaks with personality. It blends comfort, durable print quality, and ethical sourcing cues to be a low-effort way to show off a cheeky sense of humor.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a clean look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- DTG/DTF printed graphics (sleeve and neck labels use DTF) for vivid, durable color
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
Property of a Crazy Wife T-Shirt – Funny Handle With Care Tee
$28.99
This tee is for someone who enjoys humorous, relationship-centered statements and wants clothing that speaks with personality. It blends comfort, durable print quality, and ethical sourcing cues to be a low-effort way to show off a cheeky sense of humor.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) for a soft, breathable feel
- Tubular knit construction—no side seams for a clean look and less fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- DTG/DTF printed graphics (sleeve and neck labels use DTF) for vivid, durable color
- Pearlized tear-away label; Oeko-Tex certified and EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Do not dryclean
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors